Luckily alzheimer's doesn't run in my family.
(Because believe we would all be suffering
from it.)

Try looking for your glasses and the reason why
you can't find them, because their on your head.

If you are under a lot of stress/or have a lot
on your mind that could make
you absent minded.

I have to write myself reminders on the calendar
or leave a message for myself on my phone
answering machine to remind myself of some things.

That's my accuse and I am sticking to it.