Well, Logan, be sure to clean your bathtub first if you think Mary is coming for an early morning visit.

When she came to my house I had had major plumbing problems and you know how attractive it looks coming up into the tub.

We had a lot going on - so I said - leave it..........I will clean it first thing in the morning. Little did I know that "first thing" meant
2:30 a.m.