Former Incarnation: Mickey Mouse



Aliases: Hyper Harry, Sparky, Jumpster, Fiesta, Sporto, Air Jordan, Squeaker

Description: Subject has not been spotted being motionless for more than a millisecond. Clear identification of the subject's appearance is difficult due to its quick moves and escape tactics. Subject is former star player of the Feline Soccer League. May have mild case of Attention Deficit Disorder, and prefers its music and videos played in fast-forward. Is avid jogger. Subject has a talent for taking everyday household items and transforming them into athletic equipment. Reads feline sports magazines such as Cat Sports."