Originally posted by QueenScoopalot

Mipsy: Frequently consumes the faeces of other dogs. Imre: Frequently consumed the steak sandwich at Twins takeaway in Lygon Street.

Mipsy: Returns to her own vomit. Imre: Returned to his own roaches.

Mipsy: Has a tiny little mind. Imre: Spent 1975 stoned out of his tiny little mind.

Mipsy: Sleeps all day and barks all night. Imre: Slept all day and barked all night.

Mipsy: Can recognise the sound of her master's car when it is still two blocks away. Imre: Could recognise the sound of his dealer's car when it was still two blocks away.

Mipsy: Worms. Imre: Worms.

Mipsy: Is 21 in dog years, and still a virgin. Imre: Was 21 in human years, and still a virgin.

Mipsy: Was once kidnapped, taken to a mysterious place where her reproductive organs were operated on, then allowed to go home. Imre: Claimed he was once kidnapped, taken aboard a mysterious alien craft where his reproductive organs were experimented on, then allowed to go home.

Mipsy: Consumes dinner in 13 seconds. Imre: Once consumed three Mars bars in 13 seconds.

Mipsy: Loves to be driven around town with head hanging out of car window and tongue lolling in breeze. Imre: Loved to be driven around town with head hanging out of window and tongue lolling in breeze.

Mipsy: Is so paranoid she believes she's been abandoned by her family if left at boarding kennel overnight. Imre: Was so paranoid he believed Richard Nixon had implanted electrodes in his brain to control his thought patterns.

Mipsy: Likes to start the day with a tasty "Hemp Hound Hors d'oeuvres" doggie treat. Imre: Wishes it was 1975 again and he could start the day with a tasty "Hemp Hound Hors d'oeuvres" doggie treat.