Mocha Bean's Former Incarnation: Marilyn Monroe





Aliases: Sweetness, Moofie, Sultress, Temptress, Sly, Purry, Lola, Gilda, Eva, Zsa Zsa, Cupcake

Description: Subject is known for powers of seduction, andshould be treated with caution and respect. Often shows signs of absentmindedness, and has been known to forget own name. In such cases, subject will answer only to the following salutation "Hey, airhead!" Uses cuddliness as a weapon to earn greater affection, more food or toys.Naps periodically, and dreams of becoming a Hollywood cat star. Outside presence of its owner, subject has been known to talkabout "My Sugar Daddy." Fraternizes with cats from the other side ofthe track. May pursue promiscuous relations unless kept isolated. Meows in a low, husky tone. Reads cat entertainment magazines, such as CatWorld, Showtime Cats, and Stars and Cats.

That is so MOCHA!