Great. Now I'll have to wipe off all the mascara that's run on my face. As it is, my co-workers probably think I'm channelling Muttley from the "Wacky Racers" cartoons.

The stray cat in the yard will not get in the house and take all the food. I do not need to wake up my human at 5:30 am to tell her about it.

When I knead my human's tummy, I will keep my claws sheathed. Or, if I can't do that, then I will let her clip my claws with a minimum of fuss.

When I use the litter box, I will wipe my feet on the mat she has so thoughtfully provided before joining her on the bed.

My human works very hard and needs her sleep. When I get down from the window after my 4:00 am bird-watching session, I will take care not to land on her.

Liz