I have lovely gentle entertaining (and may I add POTD in 2004) Carmen.
http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthre...ghlight=Carmen
She is such a smart lizard in that she knows just where to climb on her basking log in order to get out of the tank when she wants to. I forgot to prepare her breakfast one morning, and she roamed into the kitchen and stood there staring at me. I swear if she could have spoken, she'd have been going "AHEM"!