GOOD HOUSEKEEPING

It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something
closes the door from the inside.

If it walks out of your refrigerator, let it go!

The best mini-vac for an after meal clean up is the dog.

Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy.

Never make fried chicken in the nude.

You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later
you have to start all over again.

If guys were suppose to hang clothes up, door knobs would be bigger.

Simplify... hire a maid.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting
my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit the date.

If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a showy urn on the coffee
table and insist that "THIS is where Grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes..."