Funny story....OK, I'll try.

Was on a flight traveling with a 1 1/2 year old. The poor man behind us decided to play games with Mike through the sets. Well after some peek-a-boo, the man got tired and laid back down on his set. So Mike threw his bottle at him, milk spilled all over his suit. The man was so good about it and handed Mike his bottle back. And his reward for this..................................

Mike pulled off his toupee...........screamed...........then tossed it on the woman next to us.
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Next:
We went out on the boat, to watch the races one Labor Day. My friend and I had to pee and we insisted that the guys take the boat over to one of the islands, so we could go. They keep telling us to just go off the side of the boat, that they would block us, so no one would see. NO, not us, we had to have it our way!!

So we swim, to the island, to go pee. As our suits, down, peeing my friend says, "you know we should have just peed in the water instead of swimming all the way here. Then.... we look around to see all these boats, with guys and their binoculars, they had brought to watch the races .......Watching us PEE!