Actually I'm not a big fan of tequila. I would like a Cuba Libre (rum'n'coke with lime.)

Mobius loves to poke at my SO's head when she thinks he's not petting her fast enough.

Diamond MUST baptize the litter box once you clean it.

TicTac MUST have his morning belly rub.

Variable numbers of cats absolutely have to follow me into the bathroom to make sure "everything comes out all right."

Sometimes Bubba picks food out of the bowl and eats it off the floor.