Originally posted by smokey the elder
I have been lurking here for a LONG time, and finally found an appropriate "cover" being a chemist and all:

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron," The other
says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
Now THAT is humor!

I feel your pain T & P...it was like that yesterday. Today I've been busier than a one legged man in a sack race *sighs* I am glad it is quitting time around here.

One more slushie please, and can you pass some crab cakes this way?