But Miz Sophie, doncha no dat Saturday is the day most laydies get their mannys cured?

And the story goes dat fer yeers sum peepholes only gotz dem bathy thingys on Saturday nights. Sew youse gitted yurs early. And you dint havta share dat water wit no bodieselse.

An whatcha doin on the Mum's bean? She don't gotz parsley up there.