Subject: BLESS LITTLE OLD LADIES

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New
York City building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into
the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old
woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the
elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman
saying, "Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce."
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her
destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she
leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, farts, then
says,.........................
"Broccoli...... 49 cents a pound.