Thanks for opening up the bar MOFF! Nice talking to you too.
Folks, I just arrived at work to a TON of messages that I must take care of so will not get a chance to check back for a couple of hours. Enjoy yourselves..and for the new patrons, have you been carded? Did you know that for your first time here you must tell a joke?

...and please whatever you do, don't let Mario shove those cherry pits up Possum's nose.

Later.