Thursday 113 - Weird Habits

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by DJFyrewolf36
Wow...the oddest truck to crash here was a truck full of grapes. It crashed up on top of a hill and the grapes rolled all the way to the bottom about 3 miles down! Lots of squishy grapes everywhere!! It took about two days to clean up lol

Well, now we have wine and chicken!!! Anyone want to add to the menu?

[slick]

I just thought of another weird habit that I have......

This has to do with linens.....sheets, towels, dish clothes, dish towels....

Whenever I fold the laundry and put it away, the freshly laundered ones go on top. When I pick out a new one to use, I MUST pick from the bottom of the pile. That way they all get even usage.

Good evening everyone. This morning started off as a blistery rainy day but by Noon, the clouds had cleared and it's been hot and sunny the rest of the day. Yes MOFF, to me 70 is hot. I even got my car washed.

So, I'm just settling down for the evening and I could sure use a BM right about now.

Hmmm. truck accidents...this city is so big that they usually don't stand out. Chicken and wine????? It's the visual. LOL

[Lady's Human]

For truck accidents, one can't forget Harry Chapin, Scranton PA and 30,000 pounds of bananas.

Hmmm, a banana plit and a white russian sounds good about now

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Lady's Human
For truck accidents, one can't forget Harry Chapin, Scranton PA and 30,000 pounds of bananas.

Hmmm, a banana plit and a white russian sounds good about now

ANd how can we forget the Allman brother that hit the peach truck...

Eat a Peach!

Banana split, White Russian... Done!

Peach Margaritas anyone?

I have to explain the book thing.....

When I was a kid my dad would bring home books for us to read..

I still have a set of an encylopedia my dad brought home for us.

THere are volumes missing...but they were books.

In the school library I read books that the other kids wrote in, tore----jacked the up good...

Even today, when I see anyone with a school book that is written in or on, it makes me crazy.....

So when someone hands me a book that is totally thrashed I have to crings. The spine busted, pages folded or torn....
the cover bent.....I should look at it as a well read book.....but I hate to see a book in such bad shape......


The soul has been 'read' out of it....


LOLOL

I'll send you the address of the clinic I'll be at.

[Randi]

Richard, now you just need a butler to bring you your morning paper freshly ironed.

One time many years ago, before I knew the subtlety of the english language .... Well, I bought some stuff from a friend very cheap, and I told John about it, telling him (as I was told) that it had fallen off a truck. I really did believe it had!! John was laughing his b@//s off!

Now, I could do with a cold slushie while I charge the batteries. Does anyone know for long they should be charged? It says that if they're not uncharged?, they won't last as long. Hmmm ....

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Randi


One time many years ago, before I knew the subtlety of the english language .... Well, I bought some stuff from a friend very cheap, and I told John about it, telling him (as I was told) that it had fallen off a truck. I really did believe it had!! John was laughing his b@//s off!

Now, I could do with a cold slushie while I charge the batteries. Does anyone know for long they should be charged? It says that if they're not uncharged?, they won't last as long. Hmmm ....

A freshly charged slushie???

DOne!


A battery should be full discharged before charging it again...there is some kind of 'memory' that is built inbto a battery that lets it know how much of a charge to keep...I can;t explain it well but I heard about it....


I just remembered that 'the truck' is also called the Turnip Truck....



As in.......Do you think I just feel off the turnip truck?