Last night I was at my brother's home and he has a large German Shepherd - Jake. I was playing with my little niece on the floor and we were having fun sitting together on a little step that leads to the bedroom.

When I got up, my brother started to laugh because he said my butt looked like it was "growing hair." I had BLACK pants on, what else.

Maybe we should start a whole new line of clothing for pet owners.

Can't you hear me go into the store and ask for Orange Tabby slacks, please?