OK, do you r-E-ally want me to respond to this???

Good morning everyone! What the H happened in here last night?? OMD, just look at this place...it's looks like a typhoon came through here. Jeez, combine a widescreen TV with the sports channel with a bunch of butt-scratchin', chip chewing, beer drinking primates and watch out!!
**sigh**
OK, where's the broom Mario? Let's get started cleaning this place up, then I'll make you breakfast. No, I think you've had enough blueberries and cherries for now. How about apple pancakes??
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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