J, I hate to bring this up, but I do think Ms E. is a bit of a DIVA, and might not make the best choice as a dutiful wife. Better you pine for her from afar than to have to cater to her high maintenance whims. Lord only knows what is would cost to keep her in hats alone. And the hissing part. Do you really need that?

Forget it, I just took another look in your eyes and see you are totally besotten and can't hear a word of reason.