Live Long & Prosper
Lauirie, I swear I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Never having surgery in Denmark!
Going to have to try a "Richard Colada", sounds great.
How does whiting fillets with a lemon glaze sound for tonights dinner? I'll do a big batch, and have a glass of Hunter semillon ready for everyone.
Richard, a whole month off without the wannabe woman. How will you cope?
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our life whole
Retired
Originally posted by lbaker
BOY, talk about the Batonga Wonga Blues.... listen to this story out of the paper. DENMARK: A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals. The 30-yr old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals [aka sackaroos] which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire. The man, who is suing the hospital, said: "When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell. Besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife." Surgeons at the hospital in Kjellerups said: "It was an accident".
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever.
12/02
Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day".
MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010
Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!
CJ's & Robin's too!
NO way!!! A whole month off of work!?!?! I am just so jealous!!! However, it's a good thing I never get a complete month off at the same time because I'd never want to go back!Originally posted by RICHARD
My vacation starts on July 1 1700 hours and goes until July 28 0900 hours......
Ring of fire - groooooaaaann....
Hmm...what's for breakfast today? I think I'll stick with something light - how about some fruit and cottage cheese? Mario, bring those strawberries back, they're for the fruit salad!!! <takes off running after the little imp>
Tubby
Spring 1986 - Dec. 11, 2004
RIP Big Boy
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Peanut
Fall 1988 - Jan. 24, 2007
RIP Snotty Girl
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Robin
Fall 1997 - Oct. 6, 2012
RIP Sweet Monkeyhead Girl
I'm Canadian......eh?
I have the whole month off too....last day of work is June 30th (July 1st is Canadian holiday) and don't go back until Aug 2 (Aug 1st is a BC holiday).
I'm running late this morning so just going to grab some breakfast and run. Thanks for cutting up the fruit Debbie.
I'll check in later.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
I'm just your imagination
EXCITING NEWS!!
I just got a phone call from my brother. He is sending me a brand new Dell computer with a flat monitor. It should be here any day!!!!
I'm just flabbergasted!!!!!
No more switching browsers to post on PT!
No more dizzy spells from this tiny monitor (my big one died last week)
No more "update your Netscape" browser messages.
DRINKS ARE ON ME TODAY!!!!(just no drinking near my new computer when it comes!!!)
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
Oh Moff, what exciting news indeed.
I am soooo happy for you. Boy - there will be a blabbermouth contest for sure when you get everything set up!
Hugs to you - this has just made my day.
Back up to 3 cats
What excitement!!! MOFF getting a shiny new PC and Slick and Richard going on holiday for a whole month!
I'll have strawberries and champagne to celebrate please!
I'm Canadian......eh?
MOFF, my heart is leaping with joy!!! I'm so excited for you...we use Dell computers exclusively at work and they're great. We get good support service as well.
You're right Gini.....there will be no stopping this blabbermouth now. Pretty soon we'll be celebratin' MOFF's 10,000....
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
I'm Canadian......eh?
Well, this is about the slowest Thursday I've seen in a long time. I'm busy at work still but, but hey, they do give me coffee breaks....or shall I say beverage breaks????!!!!
I'm going to grab me a double BM, some nachos and head back to work.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
Uh, the bar is shaking here in California..................
The celing fan chains are swaying - no Mario stay down here!
A 5.3 - oh, let me tell you, they are sooooo special!
Would I like a drink? You have got to be kidding! Could you just bring it here under this table I am sitting under?
Thanks!
I'm just your imagination
Been watching the earthquake coverage on Fox! Gosh, they say this is the 3rd one in the last several days. Everyone, keep safe!!!
Mario, here is a tray of drinks to take to Gini under the table. You are the perfect size to deliver them!
Cherry vanilla coke for me and 4 cat nip teas for the kids.
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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I'm Canadian......eh?
OK Gini, you'd better be kidding because you've got my heart racing here with worry. I've just tried to search the news and can't find anything about this. Are you referring to Tuesday's quake???
Please, please tell me it's a joke....
OMD, I just read MOFF's post.......Dear God, please keep everyone safe. This isn't funny anymore.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,159826,00.html
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
I'm just your imagination
They just said there have been 22 aftershocks already and it's just an hour after the quake. The quake was on or near the San Andres fault. This is the 3rd quake in the same area since Sunday.
There have been two rock slides. So far, no reports of injuries or damage! Thank you God!!
Everyone stay safe!!!!!
Last edited by momoffuzzyfaces; 06-16-2005 at 05:32 PM.
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Back up to 3 cats
There is still not any further news other than the initial "no reports of injuries or damage". Stay safe everyone! Let's all crawl under that table and keep Gini company.
I'm Canadian......eh?
Oh my, it's sure is crowded under here.........Originally posted by Killearn Kitties
Let's all crawl under that table and keep Gini company.
AAAAHHHHH, Mario, get your hand off my toosh.....
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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