I'm actually quite smart... I have trained mamma and daddy well, and they listen to my demands and will do as told (feed me, let me out, cuddle, leave me alone)... I'm also very good at using my paws, and will pick things off the floor, and sometimes even juggle with them from paw to paw. I can also stand and walk on my hidlegs if needed. Mamma did an intelligence test on me, and I ended up as a Superior Kitty...
BUT - mamma got a big wooden cat figurine for her birthday... and when I saw it I attacked it! Yup, I puffed my fur up, got a huge big bushy tail, and then slapped the wooden cat! That's when the embarrassment sank in, and I noticed it was only a wooden figurine... oh well!