"phunn weekend ..."
"exciting weekend ..."

Iffin ya only knew ...

Poor Dad ~ He's been know ta have a Brane PH@RT ebery
wunst inna while ...
He had a reelee *STINKY* wun last nite ...

Bout wunna-klok ... WE all thunk it wuz past BigBed Tyme...

"Wunna go *OUT*??"
Zzzzzz...t ... HUH? "OUTIE"?? ... Sure, guess so ...
Four *sleepie* dawgs stumble to da door...
Dad jest >opinz< da door - NO Zippy-Leashes or tethers ...
he jest >opinz< da door ...

DAD! Arn'cha FURGETTIN the "stay close" stuff??

"Naw ... yur all too *sleepie* ta wander off ... Stay Close!"

OUT we go ...
Bowz WUZ so *sleepie* Dad hadda him down da stepz ...
Smoke ran out, did a Quickie-Pee, and ran rite back inside an lay down ...
I took off ta check fur Kritterz by da pond ...
Bowz had *watered da bush* an wuz headed in ta lay asside SmokeMutt ...
Lil Heidi kept *cockin her hed* an *lookin* at Dad ... "Are you NUTZ?"

"Go ON, Heidi - GO PODDY!"

Heidi wuz a few feet past where da Zip-Line shudda stopped her ...
When da Bull-FROG hollered ... *Zoomie* an she takes OFF!
I seen da two lil eyeballz *streak* past ...

"CINDER ... HEIDI ... C-mone IN!"

I stepped up onna porch ...
Uhhh, DAD! Didja furget whut her Mom tell'd ya ~
She likes to go FROGGIN by the pond at nite."

Dad startz *HOLLERIN* - "Heidi - COME!!"

Dad heads fur da pond ...
DAD! Yur not *wearin* verry much!! Whut'll da nayburs think!??

"Sun-uvva-____!"
He ran in ta toss on jeans anna hard-feetz ...
Back towardz da pond - *HOLLERIN*!

SmokeMutt an da Bowz boff had Panik-Attacks wiff allua *hollerin* -
dey wuz inna bunkroom ...
Kat'z inna frunt window - da phunn ...

"C-mone, Cinnerz; go FIND her!!

Off we went - round da pond twice tymes...
Heard a LOTTA "excited" Froggy-*CROAKIN* ... an a lotta
Froggy-*Splisshin* & *Splashin* ... but NO Heidi "talkin" ...

Back inna Howze fur a room-by-room check (MAYBE she *snuk* back in??)
NOPE!
Dad getz da 'lektrik lite stick outta da Bus ...
Nudder Pond-Check = NUFFIN.

Dad! Maybe we otta uze da BUS - found Bowz wiffa Bus da
last tyme HE went huntin ...

OFF we go inna Bus - UP & Down da road ...
LOTTA "lil eyeballz" out at nite ... a Kat, few Rakky-Koonz, anna 'Possum -
NO lil Min Pins ...

Pulled inna driveway ebery tyme we passed da Ranch ...
*HONK* da honker an Dad *Hollerz* ... NUFFIN ...
(cept a LOTTA Froggy-Talk around da pond).

Dad'z thinkin we otta go back out onna Footz ...
pull inna drive agin ...
Dad'z *talkin* to da Big Guy Upstairz ... more "Wild Promissez" ...

We'z backin da Bus inna barn when da litez pick up two
lil *eyeballz* - headed back frumma pond ...

Dad! yur door ...
**Zoomie** an da Missin FurKid hopz up on Da'z lappie ---
wiff a verry *soggy* bamdanna an two wet, muddy frunt pawz!

SHE dint get no *treet* when we gotz uppystairz!
Dad sed she wuz prolly fulla Frog Legz!
*I* got THREE Bisquitz!

Dad *check'd her ober* REEL gud - no injuriez ... jest a lil MUDD!

WELLLL, dat wuz **PHUNN**!

Our "quick outie" turned inta a HOUR anna Half "Adventure"!!

Wunder whut'z *UP* fur Tooday??

NEBBER a "dull moment" at da Ranch!!