Ok, here's a blonde joke my step brothers told me.

a blonde cop pulls another blonde over for speeding.

she asks the speeder for her license and registration.

the speeder goes through her bag, but, says she can't find her license.

the cop says well anything with your picture on it, then.

so, the speeder pulls out her compact, opens it, and, hands it to the cop.

will this do, asks the speeder.

the cop looks into the compact, and, exclaims, well, damn, you should have told me you were a cop, too! move along!

oh, and, i'm almost 29, hope that's old enough!