Wow, I feel like I need to learn to summarize. I'll be surprised if anyone actually reads mine. ha ha, oh, well. it made me laugh to type it. your two stories made me laugh, though, i can picture those situations.

oh, i thought of another time when my friend and i were in the dressing rooms at a department store on the american military base in germany. we were sophomores. i've always been small, and, she's a bigger girl. she's probably about 5'9 and has a big ol booty. but, it was so stupid, but, we laughed so hard. we were trying on baby dresses as shirts. i know, i'm embarassed just to type it, but, at the time, we just laughed and laughed! brooke kept saying she had a uni boob, cuz the things she was putting on were tight and squashed her chest together.