Oh, my lord, this is so stupid, but, it's making me laugh out loud. Here's the miss muffet one again, only with three more translations....it's totally different!

Original English Text:
Little miss muffet, sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey.
Translated to Japanese:
少しによってはtuffet で置かれるmuffet が抜けていて彼女のカードおよび乳 ようを食べる。


Translated back to English:
Depending upon a little muffet which is placed with tuffet having come
out, her card and the milk it will do you eat.


Translated to Chinese:
取决于被安置以tuffet 出来的一点muffet, 她的看板卡和牛奶它将做您吃。


Translated back to English:
Is decided to will be placed muffet which to tuffet comes out, she
looked the board card and the milk it will be you to eat.


Translated to French:
Est décidé _ la volonté soit un muffet placé qui au tuffet sort,
elle a regardé la carte de panneau et le lait que ce sera vous _
manger.


Translated back to English:
Is decided with the will is a muffet placed which to the tuffet
leaves, it looked at the card of panel and milk that it will be you to
eat.


Translated to German:
Wird mit dem Willen ist ein plaziertes muffet, das zum tuffet
verläßt, es betrachtete die Karte des Panels und der Milch
entschieden, daß es Sie ist, zum zu essen.


Translated back to English:
With the will is placed muffet, which leaves to tuffet, it regarded
the card of the panel and the milk decided that it is you, to eat to.


Translated to Italian:
Con la volont_ è il muffet disposto, che lascia a tuffet, esso ha
considerato la scheda del pannello ed il latte ha deciso che è voi,
per mangiare a.


Translated back to English:
With the will it is the muffet arranged, that it leaves tuffet, it has
considered the card of the panel and the latte ones it has decided
that he is you, in order to eat to.


Translated to Portuguese:
Com a vontade é o muffet arranjado, isso deixa o tuffet, considerou o
cartão do painel e o latte uns decidiu-se que é você, a fim comer
a.


Translated back to English:
With the will he is muffet arranged, this it leaves tuffet, it
considered the card of the board and latte some was decided that she
is you, the end to eat.


Translated to Spanish:
Con la voluntad él es muffet dispuesto, esto deja el tuffet,
consideraba la tarjeta de la tarjeta y el latte algunos era decidido
que ella es usted, el extremo para comer.


Translated back to English:
With the will it is muffet arranged, this leaves tuffet, considered
the card of the card and latte some was determined that she you are,
the end to eat.