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Original English Text:
Little miss muffet, sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey.

Translated to French:
Peu manquent le muffet, reposé sur un tuffet, la mangeant les laits
caillés et le petit lait.


Translated back to English:
Little misses the muffet, rested on a tuffet, eating it curdled milk
and small milk.


Translated to German:
Wenig vermißt das muffet, stillgestanden auf einem tuffet, es essend
gerann Milch und kleine Milch.


Translated back to English:
Little misses muffet, stood still on one tuffet, it eating coagulated
to milk and small milk.


Translated to Italian:
Piccolo manca il muffet, stato fermo su un tuffet, esso mangiare
coagulato a latte ed il piccolo latte.


Translated back to English:
Small lacks the muffet, be firm on a tuffet, it to eat coagulated to
latte and the small latte.


Translated to Portuguese:
Pequeno falta o muffet, seja firme em um tuffet, nele comer coagulated
ao latte e no latte pequeno.


Translated back to English:
Small lack muffet, either firm in one tuffet, it to eat coagulated to
latte and in latte small.


Translated to Spanish:
El muffet pequeño de la carencia, cualquier firma en un tuffet, a
comer coaguló al latte y en el latte pequeño.


Translated back to English:
Muffet small of the deficiency, any company/signature in tuffet, to
eat coagulated to latte and in latte small.