LOL....that is some bad translations.

I wrote "Little Jack Horner sat in the corner"

these are the translations.

Original English Text:
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner

Translated to French:
Petit Jack Horner s'est assis dans le coin


Translated back to English:
Small Horner Jack sat down in the corner


Translated to German:
Kleines Horner Jack saß in der Ecke hin


Translated back to English:
Small Horner Jack sat in the corner


Translated to Italian:
Piccolo Horner Jack si è seduto nel angolo


Translated back to English:
Small Horner Jack has been based in the angle


Translated to Portuguese:
Horner pequeno Jack foi baseado no ângulo


Translated back to English:
Horner small Jack was based on the angle


Translated to Spanish:
Horner Gato pequeño fue basado en el ángulo


Translated back to English:
Horner small Cat was based on the angle