Mi prez releez fur twodaye will be two simplee implore aboosed and hoomiliatud katz eferywhare two gif sum thot tew da changin playce uf da feline in dis hooman dominatud wurld.

Do wee simplee wunt tew remayne objektz fur da hoomanz idul playsure? Fur puttin onda funnee bonits, fur taykin pictyours whyle we are engaged in purrsunal aktiviteez, such az grumin ur poopin, fur booty shotz and kittee purno? Fur puttin uz in pans on stofz an in ufenz an makin lite uf planz tew eet uz ifin we iznt "gud"? Fur gifin uz gurlee naymez whin we is studlee doods, trikin uz intew goin inda big Kar tew git booyeefull, an we endz up kumin howme wif no furs atall inda mozt purrsonull playces, nekkid onda bak, theze pictyours awl ofer da inturnet fur eferyone inda wurld tew see?

I fink not. I rathur think dat we felinez wuld prefur tew owerselfs rool da wurld and I see DaFURR az a smawl step in dat direcshun. By choozing as the munthlee martur the mozt aboosed an hoomilatud uf da kandidaytes; by onering dat martur and chastizin dat martur'z hooman, eech munf,and eech martur will bring uz clozer tew the gole uf wurld dominashun. Sinze my storee is so terribul, and my bare nekid bak sew kold, Iz feelz I wud make da bezt May Martur uf da Munf, an I'd appresheayte da chastizin uf da Meowmie tew.

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