Translation of 2nd post by Darling the Big (Campaign press release) from Cat to English provided as a public service by Amber Lee.

Friends, Felines, abused and humiliated country cats everywhere...

If you have not yet cast your vote for The FUR Martyr of the Month, I appeal to you now to cast that important vote for me as the most deserving to serve as a symbol representing abused and humliated felines everywhere. As you read my story in the link below, note that in addition to the incident of being shaved naked on the back; I have previously been humiliated by being given the sissy girl name of Darlin' in the first place, and as a small kitty, a mere baby, that Mommy of mine shut me in the refrigerator OVERNIGHT as she herself slept peacefuly in the warm bed. [Translators note: This may have been an accidental trapping in the refrigerator.]

And, as if the naked back pictures were not enough to immortalize me as a martyr; here is a picture she posted all over the internet sometime back with the title of "Darlin' the Hut". To cats everywhere: never slump when your Mommy has the flashy maker thing in her hand, this could be you!!




The martyrdom of Darling; the whole story
http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/darlin.html