It's obvious from your post that your Meowmie has never read our handbook, Basic Rules for Cats With a House to Run. If she did, she would understand you're just following the rules that all we kitties are honorbound to follow. I know the rules are strict that we keep the book away from humans but somehow my Meowmie got hold of a copy then shared it with her friends that are also owned by cats. It turned out okay though. After she read the whole thing (and laughed hysterically if you can imagine such a thing!!) my Meowmie is much easier to keep in line. Maybe you should let your Meowmie read it too. But since your Meowmie is talking to business clients, maybe a little restraint is in order.

Your faithful cat buddy,
Groucho