George the Orange writes remarkably good English for a cat, but even so it is quite challenging to read. I am taking the liberty of translating his message so that his message can better be spread in the world. -- trans. Amber Lee


As you can see, mommy abuse is a terrible thing. A handsome boycat such as myself should never be forced to wear a foofy bonnet. The FUR hopes to improve the lives of cats everywhere, so they will never have to endure such an indignity.

Your cats are very lucky to have nice humans who worship them. That is the way it should be.

George the Orange