LOL LOL That was pretty amusing! The part about the late night parties reminded me of one of my family's old neighbors.
I tell ya, my family had the worst neighbors when we lived in Indiana. My family lived in this house next to these horrible people for 11 years! My dad finally got so sick of them that we ended up having a house built and we moved my senior year in high school to a nicer neighborhood far away from them!!
I don't know why these folks were so nasty! The guy was a Doctor (pretty much a crooked one) and the kids were just awful! I don't know why, but one of the girl's nicknames was 'boogie'. No Joke!! I don't know why she would admit that, so we fondly referred to her as 'boogar'. She was down right mean. She used to throw bricks over our fence at our dog for no reason. They used to egg our mailbox and trash our yard. They would also have these late night pool parties that disturbed my parents. I'll never forget when my mom called over there about 2am, and the mother answered their phone and asked..."OH! Is our music too loud?" DUH!