Sadly, I could really compete with this site. Would you like to hear about how my neighbor ON A WINDY DAY decided to spray stucco his wooden house. No preparation - no nothing - just get out there and spray! Yup - took about an hour. OOps, got some on the windows - oh well, it will wear off!

And - this is just one of many.

Everyone wants to know why I have 15 foot ficus growing front to back on that side of the property.

And what is nuts is the rest of the block is really lovely. My luck!