As you can see, meowmie aboose is a terrubble thing. A handsome boycat such as myownself shud never be forced to wear a foofy bonnet. DaFURR hopes to improove da lives uv cats effurrywhere, so they will neffur have to endure such an indignitee.

Yur cats are verry luckee to have a nice humoon who worshupps dem. Dat iz da way it shud be.

George da Orange