what rhymes with PUKE?


Peanut Butter on bread
can be such a treat?
But Peanut Butter when she pukes,
really isn't neat

Sitting in the window.
Then comes, "BOMBS AWAY".
Toilet paper and the wall
Covered in the spray.

Hey there little kitty..
Got an upset tummy?
Wait until the puke is found
Then cleaned up by you Mummy.

But, first a photo of the scene
Where the bile spilled.
It doesn't look like kitty puke
More like a hairball killed.

Gravity helped the spray
settle to the floor
Peanut Butter, for heaven's sake!
Be a lady!
CLOSE THE DOOR!!