"this old geezer"

Well I never! (well, rarely) Slick, you were the one in the elevator that after he said "some weird broad ["broad mind you] kept calling me in my room being weird!" YOU said, after raising your hand, "oh, that would be me" with a perfectly straight face. I needed Depends then more than the rest of the evening! Needless to say everybody on the elevator moved away That was BEFORE we even went to dinner