Originally posted by rkidsrcats

C'mon! SOMEONE OUT THERE with a guitar put this to music! "Please Get Mama Out of The Swamp" has the makings of a Top Ten hit!

Got my mom in shambles
She's in the swamp covered in brambles.

DA DA DA - DAH DAH.

It happens to the best-
To women out West...

Women out in the dark
Chasing cats in the parK

DA DA DA - DAH DAH.

Coming home from the gym.
In the house they walk in...
They may be in shape...
But the cat has escaped.....

DA DA DA - DAH DAH.

I got the cat on the loose blues...
and I've got on the wrong shoes..........
My ankle's gone bad
This cat's got me MAD!!!!!

DA DA DA - DAH DAH.

Betrayed by the food?
It keeps me in the hood!
Turkey tuna or ham?
"hey, you know where I am!!!!!"

DA DA DA - DAH DAH.

I've gone for a walk.
It's just around the block.
I'll get a little dirty..
But who am I hurting?

DA DA DA - DAH DAH.

I got the cat on the loose blues...
and I've got on the wrong shoes..........
My ankle's gone bad
This cat's got me MAD!!!!!