Originally posted by rosethecopycat
Christmas Day 2001

Mr. Jones last escape.

Down into the swamp, and the brambles.

Mama down there looking for him.

Betrayed by his love of ham.

Passed off like a football, to Daddy, because Mama couldn't climb the hill with bad ankles.

Mr. Jones safe at home.

Now someone please come get Mama out of the swamp too.


( he did 'tone it down' after that and hasn't been interested in escaping anymore)

Listen up, Eddie.....


C'mon! SOMEONE OUT THERE with a guitar put this to music! "Please Get Mama Out of The Swamp" has the makings of a Top Ten hit!