I've broken three bones! My left leg when I was 2 1/2. My brother talked me into climbing on a bookcase to see out the window! When I was 7 I broke my left arm while 'ice skating' on our patio! And when I was 16 I broke my left collarbone. My hubby (then boyfriend) pushed me down a hill curled up in an intertube! I do remember the last two and let me tell you, it hurts!
Now I've moved on to pulling, straining and spraining things instead. Doesn't hurt quite as bad, but takes longer to heal!