PHEW!!! WHAT IS THAT SMELL????

MARIO!!! if you have to wear a diaper on your head, couldn't you use a CLEAN one????

Oh, yuck! Let's open the windows and air this place out. Then I'll give you a bath and a fresh diaper for your bum.

No, you can't have a beer with a cherry in it until after your bath.

Gosh, I hope there's enough shampoo!!!!