I have 2 stupid questions asked of me once. First one was, "do horses have teeth?" My reply was put your hand in and find out....

Second question was about a Fresian horse, if any of you know horses you know they are one color, and that is black, the blacker the better. Well, this lady asked me "What color do you call this horse?" I said, "blaaaaaack." There was also a sign above the horse with a breed description that stated they only come in black. Guess she didnt bring her reading glasses that day....