My dogs really haven't done anything to me... but they do have a thing against my dad. Jack thinks he should wake up in the middle of the night and go to my parents bedroom just to wake up my dad, oh when he jumps on the bed it has to be ON his head, they also think its fun to give him kisses and sneak in a few nibbles...he bleeds very easily and has many battle wounds! Jack being his clumsy self has to be right under your feet at ALL times and we have all tripped over him more than once!