You ought to try vacuuming him with the upholstry brush. Louise (AKA Weezie or the Weasel) followed me around when I vacuumed. I tried the wand on her with the motor off. She enjoyed it, kicked and bit it. I turned on the vacuum and ran it over her back. She loves it. When I vacuum she waits for me to put on the wand and groom her. She enjoys it more than being petted. Here's a link:

http://ratemykitten.com/my/?gallery=willie_mctell