Haven't opened the Mario threads but when I first met him I found out he's a widower. He was once married to a wife that worked in a circus and wore a diaper (sorry Mario, I've forgotten her name). Whatever you do, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT leave your keys or shiny objects around unless you want to crawl on the roof to look for them He's a kidder, he's a joker - he's a midnight toker.... he don't want to hurt no one... oh baaaarrtender, can you slide some of that mud this way please? mmmmmm! Let's see, what munchies would work with mudslides that won't make us OD on chocolate? Maybe something salty?? Hmmm, let me put my brain on it (uh oh, she's going to work without her tools again