To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart. ~Phyllis Theroux

I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time! ~Author Unknown

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ~Author Unknown

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. ~Cynthia E. Varnado