While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,

Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is

essential that husbands and wives know the things that are

important to each other." He addressed the man, "Can you

describe your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched

his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?

The rest of the story gets rather ugly so I'll stop right here.