OK - I confess, I confess - I have not neutered my fish!!!
Um Purrley, I have spoken to the condo board and they have informed me that you cannot keep unneutered betta fish. In fact, all unneutered animals and/or people must immediately report themselves to the nearest board member to be neutered/spayed and deported to Siberia...

And this is the flyer they gave me...

This is your final warning! If you do not comply, we will immediately begin trapping all mailmen, deliverymen, garbagemen and ALL visitors to the area. If you are caught releasing any of the above, you will be decapitated.

BEWARE!