Sam knows she's a cat, alright. That's why she's The Princess. That's why she has her own set of commands that you are so happy to obey.

Yes, Sam knows she's a cat and she's damn glad that she is.

As am I.

It would be terrible if she were a turtle.

Not that I have anything against turtles. I quite like turtles. But Sam is a cat, should be a cat, and knows she is a cat.

I have preached my sermon for the day and now I will get on with things.

I once had a dream where our cat Clyde appeared not as a turtle, but as a fish. It was pretty strange to see him swimming around under the house like that.