Originally posted by LoudLou

Seen on a bumper sticker:

Grow your own dope, plant a man.


Great idea Tonya....this was fun.
ROTFL
That's a good one! LOL LOL

*What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
This one I can relate to!! I don't know what it is, but no matter where I go...some sort of wierdo latches on. I even warned a co-worker of this strange phenomena before we went on a tradeshow several weeks ago...and sure enough she witnessed the oddness of it all. We even tried several ways to get rid of the guy, but to no avail and we finally left the building. I won't bore ya'll with the details, but it was funny!

Anyway, some of my favorite animal related quotes include:

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
- Will Rogers

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
- M. Facklam

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
- Anonymous

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard.
- Dave Barry

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face.
- Ben Williams

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andrew A. Rooney

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
-Steven Wright.

OK OK, enough of the animal quotes, here are a few non-animal quotes that give me a chuckle...

"It's not easy going through life being so good-looking."
-Zoolander

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
-George Carlin

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
Marty Feldman

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
- General George S. Patton

"His ignorance is encyclopedic"
- Abba Eban

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
- Yoda

Ok, I'll stop for now! LOL LOL