Dearest Champers, we have a problem around here with gobbling dinners too, and then tossing them up later, usually in the middle of the night. We hear the ominous "urk uurk uuuurrrrkk" sounds, sit up and scream, "a cat's barfing," try to figure out where it's coming from to rush the cat to a tiled floor, but, d**n, it's always TOO LATE, and we have a mess to clean up on the wall-to-wall.

Slow down, chew each bite 50 times, and you may never barf again, although I can't guarantee it. Congrats, beautiful boy, on being Cat of the Day, and a long, happy, healthy life may you have!