Here are a few of my fav. quotes that aren't so serious...

*Earn cash in your spare time--blackmail your friends!

*Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.

*Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law on a milk carton. (Hey! I'm not married--I'm allowed that one! lol)

*A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

*I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

*And which Dwarf are you?

*Guy's have feelings too. But like....who cares?!

*So few men. So few who can afford me.

*God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends.

* Princess, having had sufficient experience with Princes, seeks frog.

*What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!

*Chocolate, coffee, men...some things are just better rich.

*In America, anyone can become President--that's one of the risks you take.

*Don't ditch bad friends, their dysfunctions should make you feel better about yourself!

*Heart attacks: God's revenge for eating his animal friends.

*I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

*I'm already visualizing duct tape over your mouth.

*If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take another road. That's why the highway dept. made so many of them!

*Crankiness--for me it's just as natural as morning!

And one more...(this was on our answering machine for awhile when I had my roommate )

A is for academics.
B is for beer.
One of those reasons is
Why we're not here.

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